Jokes in Ndebele and Zulu

A collection of Jokes in Ndebele (Zimbabwean Ndebele) so if you understand Zulu you will get them.

– Ugogo waphuma idlozi abazukulu bathi bayamculela ezamadlozi wabathuka wathi futseki ngikhathele ngalezo ngifuna ekaDj Cleo bhamba side to side…

– Uboss waye tshinga etshingela umaid wake esithi kanti why iphone bill yami ihlala ikwelile each and every month mina ngingayi sebenzisi,ngisebenzisa eye msebenzini wami? Umaid wapendula wathi lami ngise msebenzini so ngiyayi sebenzisa ngisever ibill eye 4ne yami.

– Umadam wayetshingela uhouse girl,lendoda ka madam layo ihleli khonapho, sisi why amapenti ami lamabra kunyamalala,uyawathatha yini,uhouse gal athi mina madam hayi ayisimi ,atshinge umadam usisi agcine ezonda athi ungabuza loboss laye uyazi ukuthi mina angigqoki amapenti esitsho indoda ka madam.

– UJona agijinyiswe yislwane aze agade ishlahla.Ahlale phezu kweshlahla isilwane size sijumeke silokhUsingaphansi.Uthe ezwa esephethwe yindlala anyenye ehle ayothenga isinkwa esesithengile wanyenya wazogibela futhi.

– Ngakini yishabhini yamahewu kungena abavela emasimini bodwa.

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