Things people say

A few interesting quotes and sayings courtesy of @thingsburtsays.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

“Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.” Chinese Proverbs

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” Albert Einstein

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